What's A Girl Gotta Do To Get On The Naughty List?

This, interestingly, is my first story by the author. I would definitely read from the author again as it had me laughing and smirking and mouthing WTFs. Content warnings are given up front before the story and this will definitely not be everyone's cup of egg nog (CW like BDSM, Violence, Grief to name a few). This is VERY short and VERY fast paced. Soap opera levels of drama and baddies are very bad. Not a ton of character development but it's 56 pages and there is enough that it doesn't feel like faceless stick figures. This is not just open door sex scenes but, pardon my directness, open orifice. This is not typical kink being depicted but fantastical ones set in a fantasy world that feels like our world with magic and you know a Krampus that is frisky and ready to do some degradation play. And yes Krampus, not a hot human with horns, Krampus cloven feet and all. Does anyone else remember seeing The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe film from 2005 and having untoward thoughts about Tumnus but then finding out it's James McAvoy so you feel less worried about your feelings? Just me? Well think about James from like Atomic Blonde as Tumnus but then dialed up the hedonism to an 11 and then we dunked him in the discount Walmart bin of left over Christmas associations. This felt more fun and raunchy than hot, for me some of the flirtation and teasing leading up to the scenes was way more appealing than the alien level sex but it was such a ludicrous romp I was laughing, shaking my head, and overall feeling way more secure about how weird I thought my imagination is. I repeat, many might not enjoy if you don't like crude humor and rowdy erotic scenes. It felt a bit jarring at times trying to figure how widely accepted it is in this world that magical beings and magic exists and I did feel pulled out a little by that. I like this story as a one off (preferably in a book of short stories from this world honestly). It doesn't need a longer story in my opinion and the crude punchlines and over the top sex would lose it's fun and enjoyment if it was expanded. I think this is a little gift of horny laughter you might just want to be surprised with once or twice a year, you know like Christmas.